Um, yikes. Canadian Tire garden and lawn statues are next level disturbing. Who is paying hundreds of dollars for these resin abominations?
Need an obviously fake panda in a bamboo cage? Get it at CT. Need a gnome doing yoga? Also at CT. Or in this case, an owl with Graves disease? I must ask you, CT, have you ever seen an owl? Because let's be honest: in this case, your lawn crimes are owl of control. 😜
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Goddess bless Canadian Tire. And your atrocious concluding pun deserves a heartfelt GROAN!
ReplyDeleteIt's a choice groaner, isn't it? Ha.
Delete...I'm often "owl of control," but not with resin abominations.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Me too.
DeleteThat's a hoot!
ReplyDeleteGood one.
DeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteBingo.
DeleteNot sure why a tire shop would sell whimsical animals, but then again, Canada truly is its own beast.
ReplyDeleteCanadian Tire is legendary for it's stock but also for these quirky nightmares, ha.
DeleteOh, my, not attractive at all.
ReplyDeleteIt's so confusing isn't? Who did that to this owl?
DeleteHah! Well the heron in our backyard is a very good CT acquisition at least.
ReplyDeleteCT approved, ha.
DeleteNow you've piqued my interest. No, I don't want that owl, but it sounds like a fun place. LOL!
ReplyDeleteIt's a Canadian classic go-to for many a thing, but these? Yikes.
DeleteBetter to have those at a tire shop in Canada than the creatures we have crawling around in the U.S. Linda in Kansas
ReplyDeleteHa, my imagination both loves and fears this comment.
DeleteHe probably arrived via China. Cheap and ulgy. :)
ReplyDeleteYup, I suspect mass production with underpaid labour practices is at play here too.
DeleteIt might do the job of frightening off other birds, like grackles, that flock and hog the feeders. It certainly repels me.
ReplyDeleteYou are way smarter than I am. Why didn't I think of this?
DeleteNope never been there sorry, I thought it was some kind of tyre place until I clicked on the link.
ReplyDeleteHa, among 8.3 million other things, they do sell tires.
DeleteThat's hilarious. People here put up really large owl statues on their roof to keep other birds away.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense, kind of. Yikes.
DeleteI will say I've been to Canadian Tire (in fact, I picked up my Canada T-shirts and hat there!). But alas, I left the tacky garden statuary behind. Good thing!
ReplyDeleteNext time? Lol.
DeleteWe have a Tractor Supply here and lots of fun stuff like that. Even their Halloween stuff is fun. Way over-priced. Fun to look at.
ReplyDeleteIt does make browsing fun, doesn't it?
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