Um, yikes. Canadian Tire garden and lawn statues are next level disturbing. Who is paying hundreds of dollars for these resin abominations?
Need an obviously fake panda in a bamboo cage? Get it at CT. Need a gnome doing yoga? Also at CT. Or in this case, an owl with Graves disease? I must ask you, CT, have you ever seen an owl? Because let's be honest: in this case, your lawn crimes are owl of control. 😜
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Goddess bless Canadian Tire. And your atrocious concluding pun deserves a heartfelt GROAN!
ReplyDeleteIt's a choice groaner, isn't it? Ha.
Delete...I'm often "owl of control," but not with resin abominations.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Me too.
DeleteThat's a hoot!
ReplyDeleteGood one.
DeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteBingo.
DeleteNot sure why a tire shop would sell whimsical animals, but then again, Canada truly is its own beast.
ReplyDeleteCanadian Tire is legendary for it's stock but also for these quirky nightmares, ha.
DeleteOh, my, not attractive at all.
ReplyDeleteIt's so confusing isn't? Who did that to this owl?
DeleteHah! Well the heron in our backyard is a very good CT acquisition at least.
ReplyDeleteNow you've piqued my interest. No, I don't want that owl, but it sounds like a fun place. LOL!
ReplyDeleteBetter to have those at a tire shop in Canada than the creatures we have crawling around in the U.S. Linda in Kansas
ReplyDeleteHe probably arrived via China. Cheap and ulgy. :)
ReplyDeleteIt might do the job of frightening off other birds, like grackles, that flock and hog the feeders. It certainly repels me.
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