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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

teen braces gong show
(to the tune of one potato two potato)

¯One retainer
Two retainer
Three retainer
Four¯

¯If he wrecks
one more retainer
he's going out the
door.¯

#frick
#$150each

7 comments:

Nubian said...

Oh how I do not miss those days. T refused to wear his... it shows. :-(

Debra She Who Seeks said...

$150? Aichihuahua!

Unknown said...

At least he wears them. I dropped mine like a bad habit as soon as I thought my mom would let me.

Vinny C said...

I was one of the lucky few who never really needed those. Hopefully, the next generation of Cs will inherit my good fortune.

Anonymous said...

Gah! Looks like he's going to have to get a really good post college job to pay you back!

Anonymous said...

I used to work in the school cafeteria and saw moms digging through the garbage for their kid's retainer. Gross. But worth it.

The Defiant Marshmallow said...

Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean is a retainer belonging to Skippy Marshmallow. And somewhere in the landfill is another belonging to Wolfgang Marshmallow. And another belonging to Pablo Marshmallow.

I feel you, man.

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