Celebrity marriages are like diets. They sure have a lot of them over the years. And 95% of them fail.
Wait a minute? Who am I talking about again?
Anyway, we all know marriage is not easy. But like most bickering-induced kerfuffles, soon the whole thing will only be mentioned in parentheses (Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Jackson).
#blundertaking
#nincomtroop
#strestrogen
#acrimatrimonious
#fauxthentic
#fiascodependent
#numbsational
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I like "blundertaking"! I'm pretty sure that whole affair was just a publicity stunt, but, then again, I am old and jaded.
They were God's great couple.
Acrimatrimonious is a great word too. Being so short in tenure, couldn't they get an annulment?
She made like $18 million off of the wedding, pretty sure it was a sham from the beginning.
"Irreconcilable differences."
Really?
You honestly couldn't foresee that your different tastes in toothpaste (exaggeration) would end your marriage?
Idiots.
They were matrimony's last chance! Oh, the humanity! What's left-Brangelina!!??
At least we'll probably have another "accidentally" lost sex tape to look forward to.
MatriMOANy, if you will.
Wait! They were still married?
I need a polite wordfuse for I don't give an owl...
millions of silly $$$ spent on a 72 day commitment.
blundertaking for sure
I hope he gets his engagement ring back.
Stupid, pampered, selfish celebrities...
There are more deserving things in the world to spend your billions on.
I'm really disappointed in all these cruel heartless comments. These are human beings with feelings and the right to a private life.......
Oh no, Sorry! - commenting on the wrong post - carry on as you were.
lol.
yeah, they are, so you gotta erspect the ones that last like... well, mel was doing well till he went crazy... hugh jackman's been in it for a while.... sean connery, michael douglas....cant think of any others! lol
I am waiting for my 15 minutes of marriage with Kim Kardashian!
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