womandate (noun): woman + mandate = an order, an edict, a directive, a command issued by a woman aka those non-negotiable things we guys just have do for the women we love and there's no point in even discussing it. Sigh.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Wordfuse (Just frickin do it Edition)
womandate (noun): woman + mandate = an order, an edict, a directive, a command issued by a woman aka those non-negotiable things we guys just have do for the women we love and there's no point in even discussing it. Sigh.
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You know it, buddy. Now hop to it!
ReplyDeletelike taking out the trash? or carrying christmas decorations down from the attic?
ReplyDeleteObedience is bliss.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Marshmallow (aka She-who-must-be-obeyed) agrees.
ReplyDeleteThings we just have to do?
ReplyDeleteSurely that's a womundertaking rather than a womandate?
Or am I just miswomunderstanding that one......?
Like "Stop picking your nose/butt/bellybutton in public"?
ReplyDeleteI mistakenly read it as "woman-date" and was very confused.
Mmmmmhmmm. *snaps for good measure*
ReplyDeleteMy womandate involves doing the dishes. 'Cause ain't no way she's getting pruny fingers.
ReplyDeleteI don't nag...I TELL.
ReplyDeleteGoes hand in hand with the WOMANDIBLE, which is a jaw bone that uncontrollably spits out WOMANDATES.
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