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Friday, October 14, 2011

Wordfuse (Blah Blah Blah Edition)

procrastinate + narrate = procrastinarrate (verb): what those people who are so so so so so lazy busy tend to go on and on and on about, namely all those things on their "to-do lists" that they would have more time to actually do if they did less moaning about how much they have to do.

(Procrastinarrators are way less fun than procrastiknaves.)

13 comments:

  1. I learned not to do this because I have a tendancy to be all, "I have SO much to do," and other people would be all, "like what?" and then I would be all, "uh... like... put on clothes... and comb my hair..."

    And then I felt dumb.

    Not I keep all procratinarration to myself.

    Lor

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  2. Perfect. I know so many procrastinarrators but never knew what to call them other than "annoying". This one is going in my lexicon.

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  3. my child tends to have a severe case of procrastinarration most days!

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  4. Sounds a bit like verbal diarrhoea to me :-).

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  5. I'm working on a response. I'll get back to you.

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  6. I procrastinate horribly, but damn, I don't say a word.

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  7. My business partner is a procrastinarrator. He spends 15 minutes describing all the things we need to get done, then says, "We have a lot to do. I don't know if we have time."

    "Yes, Darren, and now we have 15 minutes less."

    Darren is kind of a dumbass.

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