The one in which I recall 5 things that made me run like my butt was on fire:
- one adorable orange fluffy and completely rabid fox that I had to fight off with snowballs in the parking lot of my workplace (just imagine the surveillance video footage).
- one out-of-control snowboarder. (It's challenging running on skiis.)
- one moose. (I was on a lawn tractor at the time which I thought would startle that moose a.k.a. small dinosaur, but that beast just scoffed at my dinky tractor and charged, so I pooped my pants and ran.)
- Adelle Hardie after I spit a loogie in her hair on the first day of Grade 5. (Nope. Not proud.)
- one vice-principal.
Pigeons in New York make me run for cover ! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a list!
ReplyDeleteI always thought moose (mooses? meese?) were slow and friendly, like golden retrievers or something, but with big round noses and antlers.
ReplyDeleteNo?
LOL. You don't spit a loogie on someone and then just run.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. That's actually what you should do if you ever spit loogies. The real moral is you shouldn't spit loogies at anyone.
I am Fickle Cattle.
@King of New York Hacks I hear ya. Pigeons, especially en masse, can be creepy.
ReplyDelete@Missy Thanks.
@Didactic Pirate This one didn't run away and my instincts screamed RUN but I probably wasn't in mortal danger unless there was a cub nearby or it was rut season but I didn't stick around to ask.
@Fickle Cattle Agreed. I am definitely not proud although we did become good friends later.