Yup. The wood chipper. I am currently coveting a wood chipper. What guy wouldn't want one? Imagine the stress that could be alleviated with a good wood chipper session. First, I would begin with the traditional choice: wood in the form of trees and tree debris. I might follow this with random 2x4s in my shed. Followed by maybe a fence post or an old door then random plastic things like a laundry hamper. A pumpkin! A watermelon! An old bike! The neighbour's yappy dog! Okay. I apologize. I need to go calm down now.
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The woodchipper is most certainly the opposite of the devil.
Although wood chippers scare the beejezus out of me I would love to have one around so I could make my own mulch to put on my garden and flower beds. It would save me many a trip to the green waste when I get to trimming trees.
Alas I think that it too scary of a thing to have. So I will go with your assessment of it. Especially after having seen the movie Fargo. *shudder*
Oh Yeah! I need a WoodChipper! LOL
@ Josh Something you wrote inspired me to ponder the woodchipper and considering how powerless I would be to "pushing the boundaries," I still think it's the devil (but awesome at the same time).
@ Just SO Yes. Fargo disturbed me too--a totally unforgetable film.
@Missy I thought this was a guy-thing but you and Just SO have changed my mind.
You've sold me. All I need is field to put it in, a lot of snow and a supply of bodies...
hehehe, that sounds like a very good idea! :)
@dadwhowrites These things practically sell themselves don't they.
@prairiegirl I'm from the prairies too; maybe that's why this thing makes us both giddy!
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