The one in which I recall 5 things that made me run like my butt was on fire:
- one adorable orange fluffy and completely rabid fox that I had to fight off with snowballs in the parking lot of my workplace (just imagine the surveillance video footage).
- one out-of-control snowboarder. (It's challenging running on skiis.)
- one moose. (I was on a lawn tractor at the time which I thought would startle that moose a.k.a. small dinosaur, but that beast just scoffed at my dinky tractor and charged, so I pooped my pants and ran.)
- Adelle Hardie after I spit a loogie in her hair on the first day of Grade 5. (Nope. Not proud.)
- one vice-principal.
