Sunday, January 1, 2012

Wordfuse (New Years Edition)

Pretty much what my waist is right now.

#fatpeoplearehardertokidnap

18 comments:

Ashley and Stephanie said...

This ... I just ... this is just the best

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You and me both, brother.

Al Penwasser said...

You mean I shouldn't have eaten the WHOLE pie?

Alittlesprite said...

Bet I could fit you in the boot of my car...
..heh..

Alittlesprite said...

and no I don't mean because you are fat.....
I mean because you are Canadian...
..Hey I have a thing for Canadians ok...

Vinny C said...

Being the only male in a house shared with one picky member of the elderly & a health-conscious spouse, it fell on me to eat practically the entire Christmas ham on my own. Trust me, I know where you're coming from.

And I'd do it again.

Ryan said...

I could send you a photo of my mother in-law as a visual aid to your caption, if you like.

Happy New Year

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

Love this word!

Leanne said...

Ha! I love that! Feeling pretty flabsurd myself! Cheers!

Pickleope said...

If you think about it, and I stupidly have now, fat people would be kind of easy to kidnap. Not the "picking them up and throwing them in a car" part, but you could lure them in to a van pretty easily with promises of pie and leisure.
I too am flabsurdly jiggly after all the booze and food.

roughneckturtle/Jeff C. said...

Well, actually the hard thing about kidnapping us fat s.o.b.'s isn't getting us to the van, but the act of actually getting us in the van. You could use a flatbed, but that would make it a bit obvious. "Hey what's that dude doing stapped to that roll back???" "I dunno, either going to the hospital, the Crisco factory, or being kidnapped."

wendy said...

wha ha ha haha.......I hear ya.
I bought 3 exercise videos while in the states.....gotta get moving.
That would require me pulling my butt off the couch and DOING the exercies.

Munk said...

Resolushun?

Antares Cryptos said...

LOL. Best hashtag of 2012.

Kristen said...

I feel your pain -now it's snowing, so I have one more excuse not to do anything about it....

karensomethingorother said...

oh brother. Say no more.

Laoch of Chicago said...

I am hoping for next year's post saying, "fitsurd."

Dr. Cynicism said...

Bahaha! I laugh because it's the perfect word for my waist right now too. But this is what the new year is for right? Making resolutions to work out for about 3 weeks or so :-)

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