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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Maybe don't google the
"with mother" feature.
Okay fine, click here.
This stuff reeks but here's a list of what it cures:

-warts? Check.
-unsettled stomach? Check.
-farts? Check.
-zits? Check.
-heartburn? Check.
-sinus infections? Check.
-can't poop? Check.
-fat bum? Check.
-baldness? Check.
-lawyers who do commercials? Check.
-Check engine light? Check.
-Ke$ha? It's worth a try.
-your sense of smell? Check.
-fertility? Check.
Posted by DB Stewart at 6:01 AM
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11 comments:

  1. AlittlespriteJanuary 25, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    Yeah I'll pass on the living bacteria bit..

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  2. Sub Radar (Mike)January 26, 2012 at 12:35 AM

    It works on acne? Gotta test that out.

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  3. PickleopeJanuary 26, 2012 at 5:34 AM

    It is worth a try to cure Ke$ha. It also works on banana hammocks, puffy nipple, armpit hemorrhoids, and talking mucous.

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  4. Nicole Leigh ShawJanuary 26, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    I usually just cook with it. Who knew?

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  5. Debra She Who SeeksJanuary 26, 2012 at 6:26 AM

    I know your post is B.S. because NOTHING cures lawyers who do commercials.

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  6. karensomethingorotherJanuary 26, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    you think it reeks? It just smells like vinegar to me. Wait...was heartburn on your list? I've heard it helps for that too.

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  7. Charlie PulsipherJanuary 26, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    If you splash it in a marinade with venison, it also gets rid of the gamey flavor.

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  8. GJanuary 26, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    vinegar for heartburn....nice

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  9. wendyJanuary 26, 2012 at 9:11 PM

    ha ha seriously...what am I exercising so hard for if it cures FAT BUM
    and of course I could use it in the Fart department (shhhh..our secret)
    so many things

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  10. j. littlejohnJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    my roommate drinks that. eww. i couldn't even breathe it let alone drink it.

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  11. michael.offworldFebruary 4, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Wait does it start or stop farts? I could see a need for both. Depends on the company.

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