Being the only male in a house shared with one picky member of the elderly & a health-conscious spouse, it fell on me to eat practically the entire Christmas ham on my own. Trust me, I know where you're coming from.
If you think about it, and I stupidly have now, fat people would be kind of easy to kidnap. Not the "picking them up and throwing them in a car" part, but you could lure them in to a van pretty easily with promises of pie and leisure. I too am flabsurdly jiggly after all the booze and food.
Well, actually the hard thing about kidnapping us fat s.o.b.'s isn't getting us to the van, but the act of actually getting us in the van. You could use a flatbed, but that would make it a bit obvious. "Hey what's that dude doing stapped to that roll back???" "I dunno, either going to the hospital, the Crisco factory, or being kidnapped."
wha ha ha haha.......I hear ya. I bought 3 exercise videos while in the states.....gotta get moving. That would require me pulling my butt off the couch and DOING the exercies.
Bahaha! I laugh because it's the perfect word for my waist right now too. But this is what the new year is for right? Making resolutions to work out for about 3 weeks or so :-)
This ... I just ... this is just the best
ReplyDeleteYou and me both, brother.
ReplyDeleteYou mean I shouldn't have eaten the WHOLE pie?
ReplyDeleteBet I could fit you in the boot of my car...
ReplyDelete..heh..
and no I don't mean because you are fat.....
ReplyDeleteI mean because you are Canadian...
..Hey I have a thing for Canadians ok...
Being the only male in a house shared with one picky member of the elderly & a health-conscious spouse, it fell on me to eat practically the entire Christmas ham on my own. Trust me, I know where you're coming from.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd do it again.
I could send you a photo of my mother in-law as a visual aid to your caption, if you like.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year
Love this word!
ReplyDeleteHa! I love that! Feeling pretty flabsurd myself! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteIf you think about it, and I stupidly have now, fat people would be kind of easy to kidnap. Not the "picking them up and throwing them in a car" part, but you could lure them in to a van pretty easily with promises of pie and leisure.
ReplyDeleteI too am flabsurdly jiggly after all the booze and food.
Well, actually the hard thing about kidnapping us fat s.o.b.'s isn't getting us to the van, but the act of actually getting us in the van. You could use a flatbed, but that would make it a bit obvious. "Hey what's that dude doing stapped to that roll back???" "I dunno, either going to the hospital, the Crisco factory, or being kidnapped."
ReplyDeletewha ha ha haha.......I hear ya.
ReplyDeleteI bought 3 exercise videos while in the states.....gotta get moving.
That would require me pulling my butt off the couch and DOING the exercies.
Resolushun?
ReplyDeleteLOL. Best hashtag of 2012.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain -now it's snowing, so I have one more excuse not to do anything about it....
ReplyDeleteoh brother. Say no more.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping for next year's post saying, "fitsurd."
ReplyDeleteBahaha! I laugh because it's the perfect word for my waist right now too. But this is what the new year is for right? Making resolutions to work out for about 3 weeks or so :-)
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