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Choking on a snowflake.
True story.
Mishap occurs more than you'd think. I will never not recommend a brisk walk during a snowfall but if the wind(chill) is blowing a certain direction—the exact direction one must trudge to return home—well, dear friends, don't sing along with your ear pods or risk inhaling those adorable fluffy (damn) snowflakes.
One more thing: if it weren't March this post would be unnecessary (even embarrassing) but it's time FOR THE MELT TO BEGIN. Sigh.
I think a worse calamity is when your nose hair freezes together in a big clump.
ReplyDeleteCodex: You coughed it back up?
ReplyDeletePffft. When the windchillfreeze makes your eyes water and your eyelashes stop working.
Codex: Tremblant. What's-40C in Fahrenheit?
ReplyDeleteYes.
F.k
Thoughts & prayers & thanks for the warning :D
ReplyDeleteHey, better a snowflake than a bug. And yes, I speak from experience.
ReplyDelete...spring is coming my friend, it always does and it's worth the wait!
ReplyDeleteThis is most terrible. lol
ReplyDeleteBut yes, the thaw is coming and almost here, at least in Eastern Ontario.
Worst $#@&(*%!!! winter for a long long time. Luckily I haven't choked on a snowflake yet, mainly because I've been avoiding the cold white outdoors.
ReplyDeleteHang in there, girlfriend. You'll get spring a day before I will. PS Yeah yeah, you're a boy, I know. Honorary girlfriend, then. -Kate
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