My nostrils are aching just at the thought of that, whatever it is. Must be what happens when someone makes you laugh when you're eating a hotdog and you snort it out through your nose, like milk! :)
Wait. So I'm supposed to avoid the New Year? How the hell do I do that? Also now I can't help but picture baby new year climbing his way out of a nostril. Which, ps, I'm pretty sure is almost exactly like normal child birth. Except with a nose not a vagina. Obviously.
Yes! Chocolate and a do-nothing plan. I already do this, making me an innovator who has completed the 2011 resolution throughout the course of 2010. I'll start working on 2012's resolutions which are likely to include: Don't buy any more pets and eat cake.
@alittlesprite That's the best explanation I've heard yet. @A&G Yes you shloud. I can't wait. @LoC I like your thinking. @VinnyC I like it but don't quit blogging! @EllyLou Stop visualizing! @baygirl Yes. They're easy. @Nicole I like your style.
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My nostrils are aching just at the thought of that, whatever it is. Must be what happens when someone makes you laugh when you're eating a hotdog and you snort it out through your nose, like milk! :)
Get a glob?
Wouldn't Blissful Denial be a great name for a band?
or... A SNORTY WIENER LOUSE.
I don't want to catch anything that causes that. No resolutions for me!
I just put the name of my workplace in the anagram search. The results contained serpent, rut, squirm, spurn, rum, mourn & QUIT in several instances.
Just thought I'd share.
You are right that does not sound pleasant at all! LOL
Wait. So I'm supposed to avoid the New Year? How the hell do I do that? Also now I can't help but picture baby new year climbing his way out of a nostril. Which, ps, I'm pretty sure is almost exactly like normal child birth. Except with a nose not a vagina. Obviously.
Now those sound like some resolutions I might be able to handle!
Yes! Chocolate and a do-nothing plan. I already do this, making me an innovator who has completed the 2011 resolution throughout the course of 2010. I'll start working on 2012's resolutions which are likely to include: Don't buy any more pets and eat cake.
@alittlesprite That's the best explanation I've heard yet.
@A&G Yes you shloud. I can't wait.
@LoC I like your thinking.
@VinnyC I like it but don't quit blogging!
@EllyLou Stop visualizing!
@baygirl Yes. They're easy.
@Nicole I like your style.
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