Monday, March 12, 2012

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Because of this.
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Why are we out of Advil?
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At a friend's birthday party last night, why did I eat Chinese food, birthday cake (with two types of ice cream) and then return home to eat a slice of cheesecake?
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Instead of using my treadmill, why did I watch three hours of TV yesterday then watch a movie?
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Why did it rain and then snow and then freeze last night?
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Why did I not know where I was when I woke up this this morning?
#iblamedaylightsavingstime
#secondworstMondayoftheyear
#didyouknowsaskatchewanoptsout?
#whydotherestofusactlikesheep?

Why is there so much sodium in everything good?
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Why is my teen son so grumpy today?
#iblamedaylightsavingstime
#circadianrhythmsmackdown

Why doesn't my workplace benefit plan cover all my daughter's wisdom teeth surgery costs and why do dentists charge $4000 an hour and why didn't I find this out in the first place when we scheduled the surgery and really, what different does it really make because it just had to be done and why the hell do we have wisdom teeth anyway?

#iblamedaylightsavingstime
#ialsoblamethekardashians

12 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Apparently some parts of BC don't switch to DST either, just like Saskatchewan. Hawaii also doesn't switch. Believe me, it's the ONLY thing Saskatchewan and Hawaii have in common, LOL!

Paul McCormick said...

I've always considered Daylight savings Ben's biggest blunder, though I agree, we shouldn't be blaming him.

Pickleope said...

I'm afraid now to express my love of Daylight Savings and how I wish it was all year long. Give me more light later! There's always Arizona.

Vinny C said...

I don't have Daylight Savings time here, but can I still blame a few things on it? Someone has to take the blame for the economic downturn.

wendy said...

you pretty much summed it up
BLAME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Saskatchewan opted out...I did not know that.

It is nice to be able to blame things on something I always say.

The Mommy Patient said...

My daughter caught a cold, I got a sunburn(??), and when I unpacked my groceries today, I realized they forgot my milk.
#iblamedaylightsavingstime

The Defiant Marshmallow said...

Why, indeed, oh wise one.
Just remember, when pointing at DST with one finger to lay blame, three other fingers are pointing at Standard Time.

Unless you happen to be a clumsy butcher, or wood shop worker, in which case those stubs are pointing at DST as well.

Mrs. Tuna said...

See how smart we are in Arizona, we don't ever change our clocks. And Kim, Khole and Kourtney don't like cactus.

Laoch of Chicago said...

Nice use of the blame game.

Antares Cryptos said...

What time is it?

Mrs4444 said...

This is funny, Dbs.

Kendall (the lucky kid) actually has no wisdom teeth. After her brother's dry socket experiences, I cannot tell you how happy that makes me feel.

Anne said...

I love this post as I HATE dst...I always have to ask, "Why do we have to spring forward and fall back? And why, oh please gawd why, do we not have year 'round school??"

Thanks DBS! You are awesome!

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