Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Things that are most likely the devil:

Did you know that an anagram for New Year's resolution is "A weenier lousy snort?" Seriously. (Go here.)

That just sounds unpleasant to me and therefore must be avoided. You're welcome.

11 comments:

Alittlesprite said...

My nostrils are aching just at the thought of that, whatever it is. Must be what happens when someone makes you laugh when you're eating a hotdog and you snort it out through your nose, like milk! :)

Artist and Geek said...

Get a glob?

Laoch of Chicago said...

Wouldn't Blissful Denial be a great name for a band?

Kev D. said...

or... A SNORTY WIENER LOUSE.

Vinny C said...

I don't want to catch anything that causes that. No resolutions for me!

Vinny C said...

I just put the name of my workplace in the anagram search. The results contained serpent, rut, squirm, spurn, rum, mourn & QUIT in several instances.

Just thought I'd share.

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

You are right that does not sound pleasant at all! LOL

Elly Lou said...

Wait. So I'm supposed to avoid the New Year? How the hell do I do that? Also now I can't help but picture baby new year climbing his way out of a nostril. Which, ps, I'm pretty sure is almost exactly like normal child birth. Except with a nose not a vagina. Obviously.

baygirl32 said...

Now those sound like some resolutions I might be able to handle!

Nicole said...

Yes! Chocolate and a do-nothing plan. I already do this, making me an innovator who has completed the 2011 resolution throughout the course of 2010. I'll start working on 2012's resolutions which are likely to include: Don't buy any more pets and eat cake.

dbs said...

@alittlesprite That's the best explanation I've heard yet.
@A&G Yes you shloud. I can't wait.
@LoC I like your thinking.
@VinnyC I like it but don't quit blogging!
@EllyLou Stop visualizing!
@baygirl Yes. They're easy.
@Nicole I like your style.

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