There's just one problem: I MUST CHAINSAW EVERYTHING. IMMEDIATELY.
Whoa: the dopamine hit from this thing?! *chef's kiss*
I am like that annoying semi-retired superhero next door, sawing sawing sawing while wearing my yardwork Grandpops flat-cap and sketchy hole-in the knees superhero pyjamas, saggy everywhere, except for (of course) my biceps.
Although I am characteristically a gentle man, pshaw, Chris Hemsworth.
Anyway, if I am unable to find more things to saw, you should know, dear neighbour, that I will begin chainsaw-light-sabering the most evil force of all: spruce bugs. You're welcome.
I have some wood that needs your new chainsaw...just sayin'
ReplyDeleteDo you REALLY need all those trees in your yard? How about your neighbours?
ReplyDeleteWe still have a corded lawnmower, but I think many people have converted. It's a pain, but we have little to mow, so I think I'll just endure the dratted cord.
ReplyDeleteI am going to add a chainsaw to my Christmas wish list. A must-have, for sure. I spent some time sawing an old fallen tree to pieces with an ordinary hand saw this morning. I could have achieved so much more with a chainsaw!
ReplyDeleteWe have the same saw. Super handy!
ReplyDeleteAg: yup. "Chainsaw everything" I KNOOOOW. Good thing when you overdo it...it grows back. Sort of. Didnt know some bushes can turn into trees...
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