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Monday, July 9, 2012

Things one should never outgrow:

If you're of a certain age you'll understand this...whenever I go swimming I like to pretend I'm the bionic man. Slow-motion running. One eyebrow raised. Lifting boulders rocks with ease. Impressing the hell out of Jaime Sommers with my cheesy slow motion sound effects. And yup, it makes me feel like six million dollars.
Posted by DB Stewart at 5:05 PM
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 11, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    I, of course, am the bionic woman.

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  2. Al PenwasserJuly 11, 2012 at 12:39 PM

    Wow, I AM of a certain age.
    Although, with my physique, I'm more like a "Buck and a Half Man."

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  3. Debra She Who SeeksJuly 11, 2012 at 3:02 PM

    You're a goofball! And one should never outgrow that, as you say.

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  4. Vinny CJuly 11, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    I'm totally going to do this the next time the wife & I go swimming. She has to be there, of course. Otherwise I'd probably look crazy of something.

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  5. SultanJuly 11, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    I used to watch that show avidly when I was a boy.

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  6. karensomethingorotherJuly 11, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    I got some bionic woman shoes when I was 4, and I was CONVINCED they made me run faster.

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  7. ShanaMJuly 11, 2012 at 8:22 PM

    As I write this, I am looking at my Jaime Summers board game that I still have from when I was a kid !!

    Awesome!

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  8. LorraineJuly 12, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    I pretend I'm on Baywatch? Is that the my age equivalent?

    Lor

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