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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Wordfuse

naivesdropping (verb): naive + eavesdropping = behaviour exhibited by children or youth when they listen outside their parents' door:


"Mom? Dad? What are you doing?! Are you wrestling or something?"

14 comments:

Alittlesprite said...

Funny story:
One afternoon when hubby and I thought our son was occupied with his ds, we got a little frisky. Suddenly we here from the other side of the door "What's that Buzzing?"
"Umm... it's my shaver" answers Hubby.
"really?"
"YES! NOW GO AWAY!"

Alistair said...

Oops.....

Unknown said...

I had a teacher whose daughter asked him that, and he straight up told her they were having sex. She didn't even ask anymore questions...

Elly Lou said...

I would have bet money that was a word for when that chick from Party of Five dropped a deuce. Yes. I'm a 13 year old boy. Except if I was really 13 I wouldn't remember Part of Five. So know I suck at analogies, too. I'm going back to bed.

Nicole Leigh Shaw said...

Ha! Ha, ha, wait. OMG. Are we talking about S-E-X? ;)

Also, just read the last four posts (not because I'm lazy, because I'm busy!! You believe me, right?)and I must say you're on A-game.

G said...

cool word...and @Alittlesprite..cool story lol

Antares Cryptos said...

Next word: Euphemism.
Followed by: Lalalalalalalalala. I can't hear you.

DB Stewart said...

@alittlesprite Whoa.
@Alistair Yup.
@paulsifer42 Not a bad strategy.
@EllyLou That would work too.
@Nicole I was just, ahem, remembering.
@G Thanks.
@AC I apologize. I don't go in this direction very often. I just liked the wordfuse too much and couldn't resist. Now back to my regular programming....

Cheeseboy said...

First post I have laughed out loud at all day.

Antares Cryptos said...

?
Every parent has the irrational, moderately insane wish that their children continue to believe in "wrestling".

Antares Cryptos said...

P.S. When will "the academy" learn the meaning of groundbreaking?

tattytiara said...

Also the plot device behind every single episode of Three's Company.

DB Stewart said...

@cheeseboy Thanks. That means a lot from you.
@AC True. Or that they're hopefully deaf. #smallhouses
Re: the academy. So true. The budget for that show must be immense. That room is filled with talent. Something amazing should happen every time. Let Russell Brand slap around the Twilight kids or something. #maybetheyneedmorealcohol (Uh oh. I just realized that maybe you are making some sort of "groundbreaking" pun about the wordfuse. #thinkingtoomuchagain)
@tattytiara Ha! Clever.

Alittlesprite said...

Too much info? :)

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