Things that are most likely the devil:

This is an actual scan of my brain on Aero chocolate bar ice cream. Isn't Windows 7 amazing? Anyway, I'm just an amateur neurologist but to my brain, ice cream is essentially a narcotic which causes my neuromathingabobbers to fire rapidly not unlike what happens every day on The View. Anyway, I broke it down as follows:   

• Parts of my brain telling me NOT to stop eating ice cream.
• Parts of my brain with better judgment (tiny bits in lower left hemisphere, apparently).
• Holes. Don't ask.