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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

"Illegitimi non carborundum."
 Um, why is this printer so rude? 

I have this temporary teaching gig and I'm love, love, loving it. But the printers? They're conspiring against me. I did the HR courses; I know this is low-key harassment. I mean you can't just threaten me with a papercut and call me an MF! 🤯

Indeed, I print too much but it's for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES you copier gate-keepers. I'm not peddling microplastics or printing guns...I'm trying to prepare pre-service teachers to love teaching and create art and celebrate student self-expression and make a difference in the world...but those persnickety printers? Let's be honest: they've made it xerockward, haven't they? 

2 comments:

  1. Codex: This is sooo funny.
    My tea bags are giving me trite life advice, you have a pc with a sense of humor.
    Notifies you that it's toast, MF.
    No such thing as printing too much.

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