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Monday, July 14, 2025

Wordfuse (golf-edition)

“Did that go in? I wasn’t watching...."
Happy Gilmore & also me
fairway + wayward = fairwayward (adj) If you golf, the definition is obvious. Sigh. 

Once weekly yearly I golf, and yet I'm still shite. It's shocking because I'm a sporty guy. By sporty I mean I'm a good sport, but I can't do any actual sports. 

Sports I've tried: skiing and cornhole. 

Sports I like: skiing, walking, floating, lifting rocks to examine what's underneath. Sure, only one of these is deemed an official sport but let's be honest, that sounds symptomatic of a poor imagination. Isn't picking saskatoons a kind of sport? Snowmobiling? Reading? Painting? Lawn-mowing? Surviving Winter? Not to brag, but I excel at these. 😜

What do you "excel" at? 

5 comments:

Anvilcloud said...

I’m sure you’re a good sport even if not so good at sport. I really excel at nothing, but in sport, I may have been somewhat above average is racket sports and those that required good hand-eye coordination.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Are you going to try out for Canada's Olympic Cornhole Team?

Pixie said...

I excell at jumping to conclusions:) I'm not sporty either, although I was a race walker in my forties, where I found out how competitive I am (very). Walking is always my go to, and the aforementioned jumping.

Midwest Mark said...

I'm a decent bowler sometimes. And I'm okay at horseshoes, though oddly, that prowess did not transfer over to cornhole.

Anonymous said...

Codex: Ever played field hockey on a golf course? Highly recommend.