Every time I open the fridge this keeps staring at me with its bulbous-surgery-enhanced-nipple-mouth-engorged-baboon-bum-pulsating-growth-thingy.
Ok it's not pulsating. Yet.
I try not to make awkward eye-contact but it stares.
And that's why I highly recommend it because, appetite-killer.
#thanksteresa
5 comments:
Good reason to keep it in the front part of the fridge for people like myself who don't need to be looking for more food.
It doesn't DESERVE the stink-eye, it's GIVING YOU the stink-eye!
Come on now people. Be nice. It's probably not as thick skinned as it looks.
Why am I imagining that thing flying through space, destroying other fruit planets with its devastating, orange beam.
Fruits really are filed with danger.
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