Women and their new hairdos—what’s
up with that? It’s always a big deal. Even when it doesn’t look like that big
of a deal. Sure, a good haircut makes us all feel a little spiffier but can it really
be life-changing? It’s just hair. I’m 61% sure that the other day the TV said
we all wash our hair too often. Therefore, thanks to the TV, I am now toying
with the notion of washing my hair on an as-need basis only. It just makes
sense. I’m guessing women aren’t jumping on that bandwagon. This reminds me of
pants.
Women and their pants—what’s
up with that? Men hate pants. I am 91% sure that men would prefer to go
pants-less 24/7. But women like pants. I wash clothes sometimes and I find
pants in the basket that are odd. They look like mannequin pants. Yoga pants I
think they’re called. But my wife doesn’t do yoga. Well, actually, she has done
yoga but I think she’s more interested in yoga pants. This reminds me of DVDs.
Women and their
DVDs—what’s up with that? My wife and the other women I know all have exercise
DVDs that I’m 73% sure none of them ever use. All the latest exercise crazes.
What’s the newest one? Rumba? Zumba? Poomba? By comparison, we guys have very different
DVD collections, useful DVDs aka ridiculous, mindless comedies. The sillier the
better. Movies that make a guy laugh so hard he chokes on his Pringles. This
reminds me of popcorn.
Women and their
popcorn—what’s up with that? Popcorn is indeed tasty. But is it a meal? No. I’m
86% sure it’s not. Or at least it shouldn’t be. A meal needs peas and carrots.
And fish. Preferably deep-fried. (The fish, not the peas and carrots.) But
women just want to eat popcorn for supper while they read a book. This reminds
me of cards.
Women and the men they love—what’s up with that? I’m 100%
sure that even though it’s difficult for us men to understand womanly ways and
those women we love, I’m 94% sure we get the better "deal." (At least 59% of the
time.)
22 comments:
Did you know that 90% of statistics are completely made up?
What's up with that?
I heard that 48% of that 90% are correct 3 out of 4 times. It's just math. (You're welcome.)
Some hair needs to be washed daily my sources say....... the short and the curly.
Well you may be right about a lot of this, but not the thing about popcorn, no. Popcorn is a complete and satisfying meal all by itself, no wait, with butter.
Yoga pants are classy sweat pants for women. Clearer now?
popcorn covers all the major food groups.
It. Just. Does.
Deep-fried carrots and peas don't sound too bad, actually.
80% of that all sounds good. Although I may have to single out the popcorn as it is lost on me (unless it is SOAKED in butter.)
Its a hormonal thang :-).
It is always best not to ask questions. Instead focusing on obedience is the only way.
Maths was never my strong point but i think i only agree with 40% of that - hair...of course that's always a big deal and DVDs...I have a Pilates, belly dancing and two unknown celebrity keep-fit DVDs that are still in their wrappers !!
This reminds me of me 85% of the time.......
I would like to see that statistical analysis of this study so that we can find out where you got 100% of these facts.
I appreciated 87% of the scientific logic-thread presented herein (within a 3% standard deviation).
My wife found lime popcorn and salt & pepper popcorn. If you mix the two it's fantastic and almost a meal. Though I'd rather have tomato soup and grilled cheese.
I am 100% sure that this post was very funny and well done!
50% men say they can't live with women, 50% say they can't live without them.
If I had my hair cut like a dude's, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be as obsessed with it. As it is...stupid straw hair helmet...
Anyhoo, I feel like an ass every morning when I step out in my yoga pants, but I don't want to sweat up my jeans.
See? Practical.
Excellent. I'm 100% sure.
50% of all blog comments are just pointless attempts to drive traffic to your own blog. What's up with that?
Now I need some popcorn!
Catching up ... great post! And I was recently re-reading some of my old posts and found your comment on what your wife said when you hit a moose with your car years ago. I did laugh out loud - again!
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