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Monday, August 8, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Available at WalKILLmart.
What the crap would anyone need this for?
It was brought to my attention that apparently I did not invent the hornet sword.

What? Genghis Khan had a hornet problem too?!

Whoa.

Uh, not exactly a Swiss Army Knife is it? This thing gives me the serious heebie-jeebies. And I don't get it either. I admit that I am somewhat impressed with movie weaponry props as much as the next guy but those are intended only for "make-believe." Is there a gene that inspires someone to collect deadly knives as opposed to sea-shells or books or McDonald's happy meal toys like the rest of us harmless OCD'ers?

I have no idea. But just think of the future Hoarders episode where they feature some partially toothless guy with a entire room of these stockpiled. Gulp.

18 comments:

Munk said...

I might be inspired to open a bottle of beer with it.

Didactic Pirate said...

Holy crap. Didn't Kahn use that thing to eviscerate some red-shirt in Star Trek II?

Mrs. Tuna said...

Maybe a little manly overcompensation?

Oilfield Trash said...

It looks like it could be useful for something.

Nicole Leigh Shaw said...

That's not street legal.

Nubian said...

Oooh shiny. Pretty. Can I touch it?

Pickleope said...

There is a "sharp pointy things collector" gene. It's the same one that draws people to Renaissance Fairs, Live Action Role Playing, and using the word "verily" in casual conversation.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I pick my teeth with one of those.

Windsmoke. said...

That's a willy extension for guys who are inadequate :-).

Whit said...

That's Australian for "steak knife."

Alittlesprite said...

I WANTS IT!
to go with my Samari and Katana :)

HEEEE..YAA!! *Ninja kicks the air*

DB Stewart said...

@Munk Not really bad idea Munk. Now it seem more useful.
@DP I suspect you are correct.
@Mrs.T Likely.
@OT See Munk's comment.
@Nicole Agreed.
@Nubian Proceed with caution.
@Pickleope That explain it. Thanks.
@DSWS I suspect your dentist just shit a brick.
@Windsmoke Ha. Windsmoke meet Mrs. Tuna.
@Whit Whoa. I'd hate to see their butcher knives.
@sprite Why doesn't this surprise me? ;)

Nicki said...

Just think, some one makes their living crafting these things.

Vinny C said...

I shouldn't want one... but I do!

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

People who collect weapons kind of frighten me, unless the weapons are the type you'd find at a renaissance festival. Then they're ok. I'm not sure whether that knife-sword-thing counts or not. Don;t ask me why this is.

Al Penwasser said...

I'm thinking you'd need one of these if the Klingons invaded.

Unknown said...

That seriously makes me nervous just looking at it, too. Ahhh!!!

karensomethingorother said...

gee. I think my husband would love this.

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