Jasper Avenue Moments

Recently I've been working temporarily in downtown Edmonton. Some thoughts:

• I requested the cheapest room I could get in this hotel and so they gave me a wheelchair access room which is groovy but the seat in the shower freaks me out and makes me feel super old.
• I hate cable TV especially channel 5 with its constantly scrolling TV guide that reveals only what's happening in one hour blocks. Annoy. Ing. Ness.
• The paintball episode of Community is one of the funniest things I've watched in forever.
• They sure smoke a lot on Mad Men.
• Bride of Chucky is hilariously bad (as I mentioned, I hate cable TV).
• I'm tired of TV. Can you tell?
• What do crackheads do for a living? (Don't misjudge downtown Edmonton--I only saw two, maybe three.)
• Jasper Avenue makes me :) especially when some Spanish dude on a bike asked me in broken English how to get to West Edmonton Mall.
• Sobeys seems all hip and urban but it's really just a fancy IGA (but I still like their panini sandwiches).
• There should be a reality show featuring people who clean windows on skyscrapers.
• The women at my temporary job are hilarious: "What the fong?!" (Inside joke.)
• Winston Churchill Square seems to be missing. (I looked everywhere.)
• I want to go home.