Thursday, January 26, 2012

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Maybe don't google the
"with mother" feature.
Okay fine, click here.
This stuff reeks but here's a list of what it cures:

-warts? Check.
-unsettled stomach? Check.
-farts? Check.
-zits? Check.
-heartburn? Check.
-sinus infections? Check.
-can't poop? Check.
-fat bum? Check.
-baldness? Check.
-lawyers who do commercials? Check.
-Check engine light? Check.
-Ke$ha? It's worth a try.
-your sense of smell? Check.
-fertility? Check.

11 comments:

Alittlesprite said...

Yeah I'll pass on the living bacteria bit..

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

It works on acne? Gotta test that out.

Pickleope said...

It is worth a try to cure Ke$ha. It also works on banana hammocks, puffy nipple, armpit hemorrhoids, and talking mucous.

Nicole said...

I usually just cook with it. Who knew?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I know your post is B.S. because NOTHING cures lawyers who do commercials.

karensomethingorother said...

you think it reeks? It just smells like vinegar to me. Wait...was heartburn on your list? I've heard it helps for that too.

Charlie Pulsipher said...

If you splash it in a marinade with venison, it also gets rid of the gamey flavor.

G said...

vinegar for heartburn....nice

wendy said...

ha ha seriously...what am I exercising so hard for if it cures FAT BUM
and of course I could use it in the Fart department (shhhh..our secret)
so many things

j. littlejohn said...

my roommate drinks that. eww. i couldn't even breathe it let alone drink it.

Michael said...

Wait does it start or stop farts? I could see a need for both. Depends on the company.

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