glumped (adjective): glum + pumped = the quality of anticipating enjoyment at potentially indulging in depressing experiences.
Top ten signs you're glumped:
You enjoy paying off your credit cards.
You like to youtube it up with Martina McBride's Concrete Angel or perhaps you appreciate this song. (If you make it through this bizarre video in its entirety then you are likely third-degree glumped).
Each morning you look forward to your job cleaning porta-potties. (I thank you because someone has to do it.)
You can't wait to get to the grocery store to buy a hefty bag of chips and the family-sized dill-pickle dip container just 'cause it's a Friday night.