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Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Wait, wot?

Wait, wot? 

I swear this main-character-energy mushroom wasn't here yesterday?! I've read that some mushrooms can double their size in 24 hours, but this mushroom? She got quantum leap skills.  

Aren't mushrooms bizarre? They're fascinating. Wikipedia informs me this is a "coprinus comatus" aka the appropriately named "lawyer's wig, or shaggy mane fungus." 

Like all cunning villains, this character wears a wig, proving she's involved in some nefarious subterfuge, popping up into the garden, a stealthy baddie up to no good. It's like she's superbly styled by the genius artists from the series, Wednesday

If you're thinking, pea-brain put a leash on your revving imagination, here's the most astonishing fact I learned about her: "this mushroom is unusual because it will turn black and dissolve itself in a matter of hours after being picked or depositing spores." 

Wait, wot? If you look closely, she's already dissolving! No doubt she is currently popping up (right behind you) in your garden (insert Thing's soundtrack here). 🤣

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Codex; it's an it. not a she. Or if you want to be pc, it's a they.

Pixie said...

Mushrooms are weird, how they appear. I saw some this summer the size of soccer balls.

Kate said...

Fascinating creatures, mushrooms. One day they're not there, the next they are -- and huge. Lovely surprises.

CheerfulMonk said...

Yes, mushrooms are fascinating. 😊

Kathy G said...

Although Google tells me coprinus comatus can be found in my area I've never seen one.

Anvilcloud said...

That's quick. I am reminded of the yellow slime mold that popped up overnight in our backyard.

DB Stewart said...

Good point. I should have asked their pronouns.

DB Stewart said...

They are mind-boggling to me too.

DB Stewart said...

They truly do make us pay attention.

DB Stewart said...

And unpredictable.

DB Stewart said...

This was my first one too.

DB Stewart said...

Good comparison. But do you remember The X-files. Remember the black goo? This mushroom could have been the inspiration.

Colette said...

That is an amazing mushroom!

Tom said...

...they pop!!!

jabblog said...

That's a magnificent fungus!

Shammickite said...

Have you seen the latest set of 10 permanent Canada stamps, five lovely drawings of various fungi. Really nice. Sorry, your coprinus comatus isn't illustrated, but she's lovely anyway.

DB Stewart said...

News to me, but will investigate further.

Anonymous said...

Codex: They are nice. I was previewing but posted instead. Creative prompt on mine. Your humor is needed.

Midwest Mark said...

My mom notoriously dislikes mushrooms. She'd probably get along with this one because, apparently, it would disappear from her plate before she ever had to take a bite.