Just so you know, the answer is no.

Can I eat just one of these?

This pumpkin chocolate-chip miniature muffin (or it's regular-sized version) may not look like much to you.

But. It. Is. It's too much.

Speaking of too much, my wife makes these and then oddly, expects me not to eat them. She says have ONE or even TWO.

But that's nuts.

I need at least THREE or NINE. I just do. Doesn't she understand that they're all dense and pumpkin-y? And muffin-y? And they have chocolate? And they taste like if pumpkin pie mated with pudding and clouds?