We are definitely not farmers. Believe it or not that freak show propped up against our toaster and hissing like a...(Ok, ok. It's not hissing but it looks like it would hiss my face off if I let it.) is an ear of corn.
Yup. Delicious corn. But our corn is ugly as shit. And quite frankly, terrifying.
It looks like corn grown by The Children of the Corn or corn grown by The Hills have Eyes kids. (I don't recommend clicking these links.)
At least I have a Halloween costume idea now. And a new character dancing through my nightmares.
6 comments:
Man, that is UGlee.
Whoa...I saw it and immediately thought Blair Witch.
Maybe a person's thumb is green because it's radioactive.
that would cause some nightmares
Oh my Gosh, how freaky is that.
horrifying
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