Wondering what this is? Or retching?
It's not what you think. This is what you're looking at and after it was stuck to the carpet and the chairs and the walls and probably someone's forehead and wherever else the kid flung it in an attempt to collect every single germ in the place, its final resting place is now stuck to the ceiling in my dentist's office today.
#theresastorybehindthis
#andbystoryimeanamomentwheneveryoneinthewaitingroomlookedaway
#awkward
#notoneofmykidsforonce
#ihadtolaughthough
12 comments:
I have a weak stomach...I'd be retching.
Wait, what!?! That was at your dentist's office? Come on, those people need to shuffle the ceiling tiles if they aren't going to clean it.
Vinyl AND glitter?!?!
Just what I needed, another reason not to go to my appointment next week. YaY!
OH I remember this stuff.. tried to dispose of it as fast as i could without my boys knowing
Ew.
Can ya eat it?
And why haven't they taken care of it? I'd be worried it would fall on me.
but why does it look so disgusting and UN-glittery now?!?
a good throw though...for a kid
Given the germs that are aerosolized in any dentist office on a typical day, that thing is probably more toxic than anything the terrorists have right now. Best not to think about it.
I thought it was the sticky remains of some exotic bug cocoon that had landed on the dog, made its way into the house, fell onto the carpet where the kids picked it up, chased each other with it, and finally flicked it off a finger onto the concrete wall as they made their way into Walmart.
Dirty slappy hand is good too.
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