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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Things that are most likely the devil:

I hope you didn't read all this PASSWORD NONSENSE! Just scroll down.
















Keep scrolling because if you try to read this you will inevitably want
to STAB someone, anyone, in the nearby vicinity and I do not want
to be responsible for something like that especially so close to the
holidays so just keep on scrolling my friend. Put down the knife.
















Uh oh, I read some of it. *picks up knife*
Those Microsoft bastards seriously recommend
ILuv2PlayB@dm1nt()n as a password?!
There's only one thing left to say....


















Posted by DB Stewart at 9:32 PM
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19 comments:

  1. Sub Radar (Mike)December 13, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    B@dm1nt()n hahaha

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  2. NubianDecember 13, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Extremely painful. Thanks for sharing. If I ever meet you I will stab you in the thigh then give you a hug.

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  3. Windsmoke.December 13, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Way too much information to the point its mind boggling :-).

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  4. Vinny CDecember 14, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Ha! Loved the "Kill Me Now" option. I think everyone would click that one.

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  5. Ashley and StephanieDecember 14, 2011 at 3:00 AM

    I blacked out around the second window and now I can't find my steak knife ... oh no

    -ash

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  6. j. littlejohnDecember 14, 2011 at 3:52 AM

    i'm a lot like hackers -- i don't like difficult passwords either

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  7. PickleopeDecember 14, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    But they're right, I do love badminton. They're in my head!!!
    That was great, like having a conversation with my IT guy at work but actually entertaining.

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  8. SherilinRDecember 14, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    it makes my brain burn to read crap like that. but somehow, you telling me NOT to read it caused me to feel like i needed to read it. and for the record, i don't like B@dm1nt()n. i'm not sporty enough to play well.

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  9. RyanDecember 14, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Does this mean I should change my password from ryan123???

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  10. karensomethingorotherDecember 14, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    how about fUc*Um1croS0Ft666 ?

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  11. Angela@BeggingTheAnswerDecember 14, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Love the "kill me now" option. That should be standard. Having to create usernames & passwords makes my head explode a little bit.

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  12. SultanDecember 14, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Sadly, as the world crawls further into totalitarianism, strong passwords really matter.

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  13. Homemaker ManDecember 14, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Nifty.

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  14. Pearson ReportDecember 14, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    I read all the bits in red - didn't want to bust loose and get trigger happy or anything!

    Luv2B@HM with a gin and 3 olives! Like who has time to get "that" creative, eh!

    Fun...e...post!

    Jenny @ PEARSON REPORT

    PS - loved your comment over at Al's! Too funny!

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  15. Antares CryptosDecember 15, 2011 at 3:38 AM

    I've got a great password:
    F%^^&*##@@@)(*&

    or was it
    F*7^^%%43^^^@#?

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  16. MunkDecember 15, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    and don't write your password(s) down and don't save them on your machine and make them easy enough to remember and never ever use the same password or similar password twice.

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  17. MunkDecember 15, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Something for you... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/alexander-hart-planking-spree-convict_n_1139162.html#s539626

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  18. The Gaelic WifeDecember 15, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    How about "Gone Postal" as an option?

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  19. Al PenwasserDecember 15, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    CTRL+ALT+DEL
    My brain hurts.

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