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Friday, August 12, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

This is the still life on my bedside table? This?! 

Nothing says romance like a tooth grinding dental appliance.

11 comments:

Pickleope said...

I have one myself and leaving it laying around is a big no-no and truly gross. Might as well drool on the furniture and cut out the middle man.

Munk said...

Wait, you don't wear that when you are, you know, being romantic?

DB Stewart said...

@Pickleope Ha!
@Munk Definitely not. *tries to fight away disturbingly awkward imagery*

Sub Radar (Mike) said...

That's a retainer, right? Looks kinda like a mouth guard... just tell the lady you're a boxer.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

And look how it's trying to sneak away from the container. Are you sure it's not (ewww) alive?

j. littlejohn said...

i can't figure out why some people grind their teeth. why would the body do this? it makes no sense.

Antares Cryptos said...

I see books.

Nicole Leigh Shaw said...

But you also have Eat Shoots and Leaves! That's sexy. Geeky sexy. Just like . . . Grind guards. Embrace the appeal of your geekness.

Vinny C said...

Looks like it fell off its bed. Was it hung-over? What were you drinking?

DB Stewart said...

@SubRM I like the way you think.
@DWSW I never noticed that...it's possible.
@l. I know. Testosterone maybe?
@AC Yes you do. And it makes me happy too.
@Nicole Thank you. That helps. And that book is terrific.
@VinnyC It likes scotch.

michael.offworld said...

LED!? Very 1980's.

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