Yup. This is my life. Take that Ashton Kutcher.
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12 comments:
Oh, Ashton would change places with you in a heartbeat, big guy! Hahahahahahahaha, yeah.
Wanna borrow my homemade hazmat suit?
Why did I click through to Hyena Butter?
Ashton ain't got nothin' on you!
Hey, Stew, I also just nominated you for an award in my most recent post: http://lessthanperfectmel.blogspot.com
I know, you must be honored to be nominated by someone you don't know for something you've never heard of. Overcome your nerves and share the love!
My gutters will be anxiously awaiting your attendance. OR how about I conference you in to have a man to man with my husband about the importance of household maintenance. I have to admit. The gutter gunk made me happy.
looks kinda.... chewy. maybe you could add a little sumpin sumpin & turn it into gum. for gag gifts to people you hate.
You are always busy with some fun project. I guess it keeps you out of trouble right?
I will not click on the hyena butter until I'm finished eating for the day. Seems prudent.
My fave? Not chewing your fingernails.
Geez Kutcher is making out like a king jumping on board for that series...
I was gonna say, Vinny can lend you his garbage bag hazmat suit..lol.
EW. I had some guys clean out my gutters once, they left all this crap laying on the grass. Didn't bother to clean it up. ggrrr
@DSWS Yeahno.
@VinnyC Yup.
@EllyLou Sorry about that.
@Mel Oh yes he does. But he doesn't have an award from you. Thank you for being so kind.
@Summer Your hub needs to get one with the gutter gunk or he might have to get one with a rotten roof (like I did last summer).
@Sherilin Ha! Chewy. I wish I had noticed that.
@Nubian Out of trouble? Kinda. On the roof only the birds can see my plumber's crack.
@Nicole Good strategy.
@SRM Yes. He. Is.
@sprite I did that the first time but it was still on the lawn a month later. Lazy buggers.
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