Our flowers were plantknapped [sic] right out of the front yard! *gnaws on fist*
They told us not to be "heroes," aka DON'T CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES but we had to do something. They even used the word "deadhead." *lip trembling*
We hope they contact us soon. PLEASE.
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They can plan-nap mine anytime. Save me watering the damn things....
Of course, I mean 'plant-nap'.
Doh!!!!
Poor purple-flowered plant. It must be so scared right now.
Put out a new pot of flowers on the front lawn. Sit up all night in a lawnchair with your shotgun and wait for the thieves to come back. No jury would convict you.
WE MaY NoT be gooD SpeLLerZ, bUt We get WhAt we WanTs.
Got to admint. I love watching this unfold...I guess that's what happens when bloggers unite in northern Alberta.
I heard Alex Trebek sprinted after the culprits until his achilles blew out.
The Plantknappers comment killed me. Well done, whoever those bandits are.
@Alistair Ha! No. You don't want something like this happening in your neighbourhood. My property values are sure to plummet.
@VinnyC Yup. I bet Chelle is using her ukulele voodoo on it right now.
@DSWS Good advice. I'm more Steve Carell than Clint Eastwood though.
@Plantknappers Bastwerps.
@Anon Yup. I'd say it's safe to say shit like this happens A LOT in Northern Alberta.
@Pickleope I could use a fellow Canadian like Alex right now. I'll take 71 year olds who like to tackle criminals for $1000.
I'll keep my eyes open.
Man, you must be so worried...
We've got knomenappers down here in OZ, funny thing though they are returned with a new paint job :-).
There is chlorophyll at stake.
Just give them the cookies.
who steals plants?
i saw the ransom note yesterday & i've been waiting for your rebuttal or response. how amusing! love that the plantnapper actually made his/her gmail account for purposes of anonymity.
Ha!
I do hope you catch the perp. Sicko.
Ah, no, dbs. This is not okay (although the notice you've made in response is pretty special). . . I hope you hear from them soon.
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