My teens eat disturbing things. Spongebob Alphagetties with brown beans and ketchup for example. Or raw hotdog appetizers followed by hotdogs microwaved so long they "sing" when they are cooked. Anyway, what follows is a recipe concocted by one of my 16 year old daughter's peeps (Abby), also 16. I tried one and I would describe it this way: like eating ground drywall.
Disturbing Teen Recipe #39
Ingredients:
~ 1 cheese puff
~ 1 M&M with a peanut inside
~ 1 real fruit (yeah right) gummie
Shove in mouth and chew. Laugh hysterically (while adults grimace). Repeat.
15 comments:
And MY family call me weird with the things I eat. lol..
Seriously, Vegemite toast dipped in coffee cant be worse than that. Could it?
I can hear you now.. "GAH! VEGEMITE! BLEH!"
If you were an Aussie you would love it. No, you really would.
Maybe you just need to add a little ketchup. When in doubt, always add ketchup. At the very least, I bet if you did that you'd make them grimace.
ewwwwwwww...really?
I guess that it might be no worse than a breath candy that I have loved since a child. They are call Violets and everyone else says they taste like soap.
Add some hot sauce, please, there needs to be pain after that!
I might partake in recipe 39 for the junk food factor. But singing hot dogs definately get the stink eye
I have a teen who puts A1 Steak Sauce on EVERYTHING he eats! He is nuts! LOL
Why did I have kids?
@Alittlesprite I've tried vegemite. I didn't hate it. And I don't drink coffee so ya, there's stuff wrong with me.
@Vinnie Nice idea but I hate ketchup.
@Jules I've never heard of those. I have eaten soap though. Just ask my Mom.
@Tim You are a smart man.
@baygirl32 Go for it.
@Missy That's gross.
@Nicole I know. I know.
Oh you're one of "THOSE" people eh? My hubby is a coffee hater to. I just don't get it. *shakes head* Coffee gives my life meaning. TO not have coffee would be like... well, a life without coffee...:) Its unfathomable!
If only I could eat things like this.
As a teen, my biggest staple was peanut butter and mayo sandwiches.
Toddlers and teens, they will eat anything. Thankfully I've outgrown it. Although, when I first read Harry Potter...
P.S. DBS-thanks to you, I've caught myself numbering my stream of consciousness thoughts. Very distracting.
Thought you should know.
@Alittlesprite Life without coffee is okay; you just substitute chocolate.
@LoC Only teens allowed.
@Mrs.Tuna Disturbing but I will let my teens know.
@Artist&Geek Butterbeer? Thank you for letting me know that you are now numbering your thoughts. I apologize but that is hilarious.
just browsing a few of your posts - this one is a winner.
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