Curious about that, I decided to do an inventory of sorts. In my home, here's what I counted:
- There are at least 11 keys on my laptop that I’ve never used.
- I have 67 blank CDs and 13 blank DVDs. (Um, how much data could I possibly need to store?)
- We own 5 cameras.
- There are 6 bottles of shampoo in my shower and there are 3 bathrooms in my house.
- There are more than 25 coats hanging in various closets in my home.
- There are 36 dinner plates in my cupboards.
- There are 43 DVDS in our TV cabinet (for one TV).
- There are 6 phones in my house (and 4 people in my family).
- We own 2 popcorn-makers, 5 frying pans, 11 pots, 2 crock-pots, 1 grill, 2 griddles (and there are 4 burners on my stove).
- There are 53 electrical outlets in my house, many with something plugged in.
- I have one banana guard—a plastic case that prevents the banana in my lunch from getting bruised. Seriously.
- And finally, there are 372 headache pills in my cabinet. Maybe now I know why.
My conclusion? Stuff is the devil.
4 comments:
After reading this I have come to the conclusion that you need another popcorn maker:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=popcorn+maker&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=ivs&resnum=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=11084404402328865716&ei=rSi1TIr0DaaRnAeHhKmADQ&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=6&ved=0CH8Q8wIwBQ#
I need a crock pot! This is so funny and now I am counting stuff...
@LoC Hilarious! (And that is one serious popcorn maker!)
@Missy Crock pots are useful, but two are just excessive.
I keep finding stuff that doesn't belong to me.
Do I count that too?
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