Monday, October 6, 2014

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Dear Hotel Marketing Team,

Huh? What does this mean? And why is sledgehammer in parenthesis? And why 86-ft exactly? Despite using the word radius, I'm questioning your math. And maybe just say we apologize for the inconvenience instead of attempting a playful tone because this notice only enhances the level of annoying here. Better yet, here's an idea: scrap the dorky signs and offer a discount instead.

2 comments:

Vinny C said...

There are some things for which playful humor will not lessen the blow... like a sledgehammer. This is proof of that.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Wasn't John Henry the last poor s.o.b. who had to work with a sledgehammer? They should come into the 21st century and at least put a jackhammer on their stupid signs. And I agree -- a discount is a better way of handling it.

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