Thursday, February 17, 2011

Things that are most likely the devil:

Voila. Chips & Dip, aka the devil.
See the open maw of that silvery Old Dutch bag? That's where the ripple chips were, all dusted with their death-by-salt goodness. But I ate ALL those bastards for supper. Like a good boy. See that innocent-looking little dip container? It's a cauldron mix of cream-cheese, salt and something called Carob Bean Gum (pronounced Beelzebub).

23 comments:

tattytiara said...

Carob bean gum? Not one word in that trio sounds appetizing, but judging from it's effect on you I guess the combined effect must be greater than the sum of it's parts!

Alittlesprite said...

I love chips and dip to and would down the lot if I could. Tasty little buggers.
OO! I also love camembert cheese on rice crackers. mmmm

Antares Cryptos said...

dbs, yeah, blame your problems on an innocent little seed.

CAMEMBERT?!!? *Pavlovian response.*

Stupid cows.

wendy said...

Beezelbub...that is freaking hysterical. I could down me a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips. I love them.

Ryan said...

If you don't want them, I'm happy to munch all the devils food. I'm deep frying a mars bar as I type.

SherilinR said...

i had to stop buying chips & dip because a bag of wavy lays & a tub of sour cream & onion dip didn't stand a chance against me. total annihilation!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Tasty, tasty sin.

dbs said...

@tattytiara Yup.
@alittlesprite Yup.
@AC Devil seed. Pavlov is appropriate.
@wendy Ditto.
@Ryan Whoa. I am going to make those one day. You Scots even have cool snacks.
@Sherilin Yup. I can relate.
@DSWS Yup.

Vinny C said...

Mmmmm... Cheeeeese diiip.

Elliott said...

Carob bean gum is the devil. The rest of it? That's good eatin'.

Chelle said...

I had a chocolate chip cookie.

*sigh*

Kev D. said...

Cream cheese is definitely the devil. Anything that can be used in chip dips and cheesecake shouldn't exist.

dbs said...

@VinnyC Yup.
@Elliot I stand corrected.
@Chelle What?! That's nothing. (Unless it was 12x12 inches.)

dbs said...

@Kev D Yup. Like Antares said, "stupid cows."

baygirl32 said...

Beezelbub too funny! Yummy but funny

Alittlesprite said...

poor cows get blammed for everything. Killing the ozone, and now evil cheese dip. When will the madness stop?

Antares Cryptos said...

Parmigiano!
Ok. Now I'm hungry.

Antares Cryptos said...

Stupid cows. Stupid goats.

dbs said...

@baygirl32 Be careful what you say about the devil. ;)
@alittlesprite It has to be someone else's fault that I eat too much. Right?
@AC Farm animal products should not have calories. Look at me: I just solved obesity. (And, I rhymed.)

Dr. Cynicism said...

"Carob Bean Gum (pronounced Beelzebub)." LOL. I sold my soul long ago to those kettle cooked chips with sour cream and onion dip.

dbs said...

Yes. There's hell to pay for many of us.

Michael said...

As long as it's dill pickle dip. We play a silly game here were we say "would you like some (pause) dip." It makes me tuckle every time. We try to find new ways to call each other a dip (e.g., I see you like that ... dip.). Ah yes, good times. I haven't been outside in three days.

dbs said...

Ha! You haven't been outside in three days?! Yes. I know the feeling.

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