Thursday, December 9, 2010

Wordfuse

smeeze (noun): smothered + sneeze = a word that refers to those constipated sneezes that do not reach fruition; the uh, unconsummated sneeze; the action of beginning to sneeze characterized by the tell-tale intake noise but then...nothing; a squelched sneeze, lots of ah but no choo.
Caution: this sneeze may be quite disconcerting to others especially during public transit *sudden flashback to university days riding a city bus trying to make eye contact with an attractive young woman but then the bus turned into the sun and I smeezed and well, she looked at me as if I were a hairy wart.* Smeezing may cause others to question your sanity or at least your level of anxiety (considering you seem to gasp, unprovoked).
See Kevin Federline's status in the rap world. 

12 comments:

paulsifer42 said...

When I smeeze, I tap on my nose to try to get my half-sneeze to fuition... I wish I was making this up.

paulsifer42 said...

Fruition* I did it again.

Vinny C said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Vinny C said...

Yeah I hate those. I just leaves you with the feeling that you have unfinished business.

Alittlesprite said...

People who actually sneeze/smeeze like that, all the time, are freaks of nature.
It just aint right.

Nicole said...

Ever noticed the phenomenon in which you can force a smeeze on someone if you manage a "God bless you" before the sneeze happens? You see a sneeze coming, you're in a hurry---maybe you need to get that "God bless you" out there quickly so you can stuff your pie hole with chow while the actual sneeze is happening. It's cruel to do that to someone. It's a universal fact that everyone hates the unfulfilled promise of a smeeze. I think it has the power to turn ordinary nutjobs into serial killers.

Kev D. said...

Smeezing is like sitting on the can and just farting.

A smeeze is life's subtle way of reminding you that you are a failure.

Missy said...

It is dangerous to smeeze. You may fart...

Laoch of Chicago said...

You have invoked the modern day Satan aka Kevin Federline!

Artist and Geek said...

That's a good bad word. "Oh yeah? Smeeze you too! How do you like the anti-climax now?"

Just saw bad action flick. It was loud. Just loud.

dbs said...

@paulsifer42 I've never heard of that. Whatever works.
@Vinny C Yup.
@Alittlesprite That's how I feel.
@Nicole I haven't noticed that. I promise to do some research.
@KevD Exactly.
@Missy I doubt if the wacky scientists have done studies but I'd say you have a very good theory there.
@LoC And now that I know he is indeed Satan, I will never do that again. Thank you.
@A&G Anticlimactic indeed.

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha! Didn't Federline die recently?

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...