Friday, September 12, 2014


Like morning breath, but my face. Just staring at me. Looking like I just smelled the worst fart ever. But no one farted. It's just the way my face wakes up in the morning now. All scrunched. The opposite of fresh. AKA get-off-my-lawn face. A total bummer. And it lasts all day. All. Day.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yeah, I know how that is. The bags under my eyes now have bags of their own. Aging is hell, LOL!

CLR said...

This is great. It reminds me that I have noticed the same thing too...but not a 'smelled a fart' face. My morning face looks like I had FAR too much fun and wild debauchery the night before...except that no, I generally get to bed by 10 after a little light reading and a large glass of ice water. I wish I had as much fun as my face says I had.

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