Monday, May 26, 2014

Just so you know, the answer is no.

Is a veggie burger a poor substitute?

-1 can of kidney beans (crushed with a fork)
-1 cup of rolled oats
-1/2 cup salsa
-2 chopped green onions
-red pepper flakes (or chopped jalapeno)
-salt, cracked pepper, spices

Shape it. Cook it. Eat it. Yum.


Pickleope Von Pickleope said...

Is there an onion-free version? I would personally slaughter a cow in front of its calf then mock the calf as being an orphan before eating onions. What? Onions make me nauseous, sadistic murder does far as I know. Haven't tried it.

Ken said...

That looks.....pretty good. But I should add, adding a little cow into that would be helping support a fellow blogger. (even if he's been somewhat absent here.)

CLR said...

Nummity num num. Although I am officially not eating any sort of bean these days, that still sounds delish!

Mel said...

You are awesome. Also (I admit this is super weird) I recently dreamed that I came to visit you, your wife and your son. You were lovely hosts who had two giant tortoises as indoor pets. And the only rule I had to follow was to not sit in your chair in the living room:)

dbs said...

@Pickleope Nothing is EVER onion-free. Google it.
@Ken That's good too man. I have no problem with meat. (That sounded weird but anyway.)
@CLR 'Tis.
@Mel Whoa. How did you know about my chair?

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