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| Take your medicine and assume this position. Immediately. Take my word for it. |
There's that commercial where the fat guy's wife tosses NyQuil at him and his man-cold morphs into a happy sleep. As a fat guy in need of a cold remedy recently, I consumed the recommended dosage of NyQuil and well, shit happened. What did I learn? Don't drink NyQuil during the day. (Apparently that's DAYQuil.) Don't drive on NyQuil. Don't try to cut vegetables on NyQuil. Don't even walk. Don't do anything. I discovered this the hard way. And by hard way I mean drunk way.
Hmm... I've honestly never tried NyQuil before. I think, the next time I have a cold, I'll see how "effective" it really is.
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't actually try to do any of those things and crashed your car and cut off a few fingers. Also, it seemed like this is a great advertisement.
ReplyDeleteI never take the liquid version, but it sure will make you go to sleep
ReplyDeleteOh oh. A Nyquil-induced drunken stupor? I hope you didn't smoke crack. But maybe now you're qualified to run for Mayor of Toronto!
ReplyDelete@DSWS Ha! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the Denis Leary bit on Nyquil.
ReplyDeleteNyQuil is nothing to mess with, My Friend.
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