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Friday, August 12, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

This is the still life on my bedside table? This?! 

Nothing says romance like a tooth grinding dental appliance.
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11 comments:

  1. PickleopeAugust 12, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    I have one myself and leaving it laying around is a big no-no and truly gross. Might as well drool on the furniture and cut out the middle man.

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  2. MunkAugust 12, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    Wait, you don't wear that when you are, you know, being romantic?

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  3. DB StewartAugust 12, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    @Pickleope Ha!
    @Munk Definitely not. *tries to fight away disturbingly awkward imagery*

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  4. Sub Radar (Mike)August 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    That's a retainer, right? Looks kinda like a mouth guard... just tell the lady you're a boxer.

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  5. Debra She Who SeeksAugust 12, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    And look how it's trying to sneak away from the container. Are you sure it's not (ewww) alive?

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  6. j. littlejohnAugust 12, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    i can't figure out why some people grind their teeth. why would the body do this? it makes no sense.

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  7. Antares CryptosAugust 12, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    I see books.

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  8. Nicole Leigh ShawAugust 12, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    But you also have Eat Shoots and Leaves! That's sexy. Geeky sexy. Just like . . . Grind guards. Embrace the appeal of your geekness.

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  9. Vinny CAugust 12, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    Looks like it fell off its bed. Was it hung-over? What were you drinking?

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  10. DB StewartAugust 13, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    @SubRM I like the way you think.
    @DWSW I never noticed that...it's possible.
    @l. I know. Testosterone maybe?
    @AC Yes you do. And it makes me happy too.
    @Nicole Thank you. That helps. And that book is terrific.
    @VinnyC It likes scotch.

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  11. michael.offworldAugust 15, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    LED!? Very 1980's.

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