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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Things that are most likely the devil:

This is the pail of slop that I dug out of my eaves-troughs (aka gutters) yesterday.

Yup. This is my life. Take that Ashton Kutcher.














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12 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksAugust 11, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    Oh, Ashton would change places with you in a heartbeat, big guy! Hahahahahahahaha, yeah.

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  2. Vinny CAugust 11, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Wanna borrow my homemade hazmat suit?

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  3. Elly LouAugust 11, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Why did I click through to Hyena Butter?

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  4. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Ashton ain't got nothin' on you!

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  5. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    Hey, Stew, I also just nominated you for an award in my most recent post: http://lessthanperfectmel.blogspot.com

    I know, you must be honored to be nominated by someone you don't know for something you've never heard of. Overcome your nerves and share the love!

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  6. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    My gutters will be anxiously awaiting your attendance. OR how about I conference you in to have a man to man with my husband about the importance of household maintenance. I have to admit. The gutter gunk made me happy.

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  7. SherilinRAugust 11, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    looks kinda.... chewy. maybe you could add a little sumpin sumpin & turn it into gum. for gag gifts to people you hate.

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  8. NubianAugust 11, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    You are always busy with some fun project. I guess it keeps you out of trouble right?

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  9. Nicole Leigh ShawAugust 11, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    I will not click on the hyena butter until I'm finished eating for the day. Seems prudent.

    My fave? Not chewing your fingernails.

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  10. Sub Radar (Mike)August 11, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Geez Kutcher is making out like a king jumping on board for that series...

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  11. AlittlespriteAugust 12, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    I was gonna say, Vinny can lend you his garbage bag hazmat suit..lol.

    EW. I had some guys clean out my gutters once, they left all this crap laying on the grass. Didn't bother to clean it up. ggrrr

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  12. DB StewartAugust 12, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    @DSWS Yeahno.
    @VinnyC Yup.
    @EllyLou Sorry about that.
    @Mel Oh yes he does. But he doesn't have an award from you. Thank you for being so kind.
    @Summer Your hub needs to get one with the gutter gunk or he might have to get one with a rotten roof (like I did last summer).
    @Sherilin Ha! Chewy. I wish I had noticed that.
    @Nubian Out of trouble? Kinda. On the roof only the birds can see my plumber's crack.
    @Nicole Good strategy.
    @SRM Yes. He. Is.
    @sprite I did that the first time but it was still on the lawn a month later. Lazy buggers.

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