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Monday, August 8, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

Available at WalKILLmart.
What the crap would anyone need this for?
It was brought to my attention that apparently I did not invent the hornet sword.

What? Genghis Khan had a hornet problem too?!

Whoa.

Uh, not exactly a Swiss Army Knife is it? This thing gives me the serious heebie-jeebies. And I don't get it either. I admit that I am somewhat impressed with movie weaponry props as much as the next guy but those are intended only for "make-believe." Is there a gene that inspires someone to collect deadly knives as opposed to sea-shells or books or McDonald's happy meal toys like the rest of us harmless OCD'ers?

I have no idea. But just think of the future Hoarders episode where they feature some partially toothless guy with a entire room of these stockpiled. Gulp.
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18 comments:

  1. MunkAugust 8, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    I might be inspired to open a bottle of beer with it.

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  2. Didactic PirateAugust 8, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Holy crap. Didn't Kahn use that thing to eviscerate some red-shirt in Star Trek II?

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  3. Mrs. TunaAugust 8, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    Maybe a little manly overcompensation?

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  4. Oilfield TrashAugust 8, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    It looks like it could be useful for something.

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  5. Nicole Leigh ShawAugust 8, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    That's not street legal.

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  6. NubianAugust 8, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Oooh shiny. Pretty. Can I touch it?

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  7. PickleopeAugust 8, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    There is a "sharp pointy things collector" gene. It's the same one that draws people to Renaissance Fairs, Live Action Role Playing, and using the word "verily" in casual conversation.

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  8. Debra She Who SeeksAugust 8, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    I pick my teeth with one of those.

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  9. Windsmoke.August 8, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    That's a willy extension for guys who are inadequate :-).

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  10. WhitAugust 8, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    That's Australian for "steak knife."

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  11. AlittlespriteAugust 8, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    I WANTS IT!
    to go with my Samari and Katana :)

    HEEEE..YAA!! *Ninja kicks the air*

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  12. DB StewartAugust 9, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    @Munk Not really bad idea Munk. Now it seem more useful.
    @DP I suspect you are correct.
    @Mrs.T Likely.
    @OT See Munk's comment.
    @Nicole Agreed.
    @Nubian Proceed with caution.
    @Pickleope That explain it. Thanks.
    @DSWS I suspect your dentist just shit a brick.
    @Windsmoke Ha. Windsmoke meet Mrs. Tuna.
    @Whit Whoa. I'd hate to see their butcher knives.
    @sprite Why doesn't this surprise me? ;)

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  13. NickiAugust 9, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    Just think, some one makes their living crafting these things.

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  14. Vinny CAugust 9, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    I shouldn't want one... but I do!

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  15. Angela@BeggingTheAnswerAugust 9, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    People who collect weapons kind of frighten me, unless the weapons are the type you'd find at a renaissance festival. Then they're ok. I'm not sure whether that knife-sword-thing counts or not. Don;t ask me why this is.

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  16. Al PenwasserAugust 9, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    I'm thinking you'd need one of these if the Klingons invaded.

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  17. UnknownAugust 9, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    That seriously makes me nervous just looking at it, too. Ahhh!!!

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  18. karensomethingorotherAugust 9, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    gee. I think my husband would love this.

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