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Saturday, July 9, 2011

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insomniaches (noun) insomnia + aches = the symptoms one experiences after a sustained period of poor sleep including tiredness, extended yawning, blurred vision, a desire to drink gravy and oh yeah, the unicorn I saw in a park today.
Posted by DB Stewart at 10:30 PM
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14 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksJuly 9, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    I bet that unicorn farted rainbows and glitter too. At least the one I saw did.

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  2. DB StewartJuly 9, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    I'm still in your city. Maybe it was REAL?! (Or maybe you just need some sleep too.)

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  3. Windsmoke.July 9, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    I suffered from insomnia when i worked night shift and it does make you go loopy and see weird things like giant rats the size of an elephant damn scary and no funny substances were involved :-).

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  4. NubianJuly 9, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    I think you need more DIY projects.

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  5. Al PenwasserJuly 10, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    2:48 EDT
    So THAT'S what that was!

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  6. The Defiant MarshmallowJuly 10, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    There are many reasons to make this blog a regular and permanent part of daily/weekly reading. Wordfuse is one of the best reasons.
    I love it x 467 units of enjoyment.
    If I don't comment more often it's honestly because I feel like I'd be saying the same things over and over. This is simply a delight to read, every time!

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  7. Steve BaileyJuly 10, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    um.... drinking unicorns???? and drinking gravy???? at the same time!!! Not realistic. Pick one or the other!

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  8. CheeseboyJuly 10, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Haha! The unicorn made this the best wordfuse ever!

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  9. Kev D.July 10, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    How do you DRINK a Unicorn? Good luck catching it!

    Damn, my insomniaching head.

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  10. DB StewartJuly 10, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    @Windsmoke I hear ya.
    @Nubian Crack withdrawal?
    @AP HA!
    @TheDM Thanks. That some serious grinput!
    @Steve Bailey Yeah. I think it was a bit of a dangling modifier or something like that. Sorry. Lack of sleep. I tried to fix it but then gave up.
    @Cheeseboy Thanks!
    @KevD Ha! See above. I bet Elly Lou could catch one @bugginword.

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  11. Antares CryptosJuly 10, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    Better a unicorn than a UFO.

    Is "gravy" code? *winks*

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  12. SultanJuly 11, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    I wonder if the urge to drink gravy is a brain worm?

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  13. Vinny CJuly 11, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Wait... There's something wrong with drinking gravy?

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  14. NickiJuly 12, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Insomniaches. Invent and patent a drug for it. PATENT IT, I SAY!

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