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Monday, June 27, 2011

Things that deserve the stink-eye:

when birds conspire.
Posted by DB Stewart at 5:29 PM
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22 comments:

  1. laughingmomJune 27, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Awww. The sweet birdies pooped hearts on your car!

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  2. AlistairJune 27, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    You need one of these matey....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGbjVqLoz3I&feature=related


    I know - very bad taste.......

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  3. SherilinRJune 27, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    birdie bastards

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  4. Homemaker ManJune 27, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    Teo weeks ago, a bird shit on my sandaled foot. F*ckers.

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  5. PickleopeJune 27, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    And THAT is why I'll never be friends with those sycophants in the Audubon Society.

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  6. Antares CryptosJune 27, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Imagine we could do that....flying I mean.

    *evil grin*

    It's Monday. I'm not myself.

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  7. Al PenwasserJune 27, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    If I was a bird, I'd be one fowl lookin' critter. But, I'd also hang out on a telephone wire just outside a car wash.

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  8. Debra She Who SeeksJune 27, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Hahahahaha, double whammy! They got the hood of my car too.

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  9. wendyJune 27, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    consider sink eye GIVEN

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  10. Windsmoke.June 27, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    Birds down here in OZ usually poop all over your car after you've spent all afternoon washing and polishing it to perfection, very annoying :-(.

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  11. Vinny CJune 28, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    My ex-boss kept a air-rifle in his trunk for those occasions. The guy's aim was so good it was scary.

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  12. UnknownJune 28, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    They did place their shots didn't they?

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  13. karensomethingorotherJune 28, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    it appears you've been parking in our driveway.

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  14. DB StewartJune 28, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    @laughingmom I see that too, in a sort of Kindergarten art project way.
    @Alistair HA! Awesome.
    @SherilinR Nice touch with the alliteration there.
    @HMan Bastards.
    @Pickleope Ha! Agreed.
    @AC HAHAHAHAHAH! That's great grinput.
    @AP Yeah. It would be hard to resist the temptation considering civilization's continuous encroachment into nature.
    @DSWS Irritating eh?
    @wendy I like how you flipped that around. Yes indeed they did.
    @Windsmoke Fellow conspirees.
    @VinnyC Useful skills I don't have.
    @paul I believe they did.
    @karen Yup.

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  15. SultanJune 28, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    The way my father would have solved this problem would be to notice that the car was marred and say, "Oh I guess I must buy a new car now." (Note I DO NOT believe that this is a reasonable strategy.

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  16. CheeseboyJune 29, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Deserves more than the stink eye.

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  17. Mrs. TunaJune 29, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Tastes like chicken?

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  18. MissyJune 30, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    My car stays COVERED!!!
    I hate birds!

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  19. AlittlespriteJune 30, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    A pelican shat on my car once.. sounded like an elephant landed on the roof.

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  20. LorraineJuly 1, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    A bird shit on my hand once. I fell to my knees and cursed the heavens.

    Lor

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  21. DB StewartJuly 1, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    @LoC Unique problem-solving skills.
    @Cheeseboy Correct.
    @MrsTuna I'm sure they do after you shoot and roast them.
    @Missy Alas. No garage.
    @sprite Ha! Whoa.
    @Lor Whoa. Sounds Shakespearean.

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