Every time I open the fridge this keeps staring at me with its bulbous-surgery-enhanced-nipple-mouth-engorged-baboon-bum-pulsating-growth-thingy.
Ok it's not pulsating. Yet.
I try not to make awkward eye-contact but it stares.
And that's why I highly recommend it because, appetite-killer.
#thanksteresa
 
Good reason to keep it in the front part of the fridge for people like myself who don't need to be looking for more food.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't DESERVE the stink-eye, it's GIVING YOU the stink-eye!
ReplyDeleteCome on now people. Be nice. It's probably not as thick skinned as it looks.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I imagining that thing flying through space, destroying other fruit planets with its devastating, orange beam.
ReplyDeleteFruits really are filed with danger.
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